strange it seems, for one such as I, who loves a clean and lovely-smelling home, to have four canines running rampant.

But I am simply ‘borrowing’ them to feed my fur-baby desires and then will return them when their families return and pay me for my ‘troubles’.

When we bought the family farm I saw it as my chance to be La Noah (feminized version, obviously) and have two of everything. My husband thinks he has limited my animal instincts (don’t be a perv) and that we will have minimal pets.

He obviously does not read this blog and thus will not know that me and the rescue animal kingdom are in cahoots. Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!